On Insomnia

A few days back I met with a doctor concerning my recent insomnia. She told me the same thing family and friends had been saying, that the internet had been saying, what everyone had been saying. “Keep electronics to a minimum, avoid large meals, and exercise”. And what a wonder it was when once again I found myself staring up at the ceiling wishing my body would just shut off on me. So finally I decided to take a page out of my own book and sought magical help. I got recommended for a session with mystic sleep advisor who happened to live a block away from my apartment. There are more scam artists out there then I can count so I was skeptical going in. His place smelled like nothing but incense with hints of fresh iced tea sneaking in. It was decorated so that the only natural light entering the abode was filtered through silky curtains of light reds, pinks, and purples. In the room was a round table where I was directed to sit. When the mystic entered to greet me he carried with him a number of crystals which he laid down between us. He ended up performing some minor divining incantations on me, breaking and dusting a few crystals. The short of what he found was that I had apparently been cursed a week or so back when I first started experiencing my symptoms. Likely a result of a since expelled workplace hazard that went undetected at the time. After receiving treatment I had the best sleep I’d had in what felt like ages. Anyone interested in the mystic’s contact information please reach out; I highly recommend them for any curses, readings, or any low magic concerns you might have. We talked for a while after and I’m elated since they seemed eager to refer people to my business as well.