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Hello every 1. It is me, Arugula Talker. I’m no fun and smell like corn. THE BAD KIND. That’s me, the type of corn the size of your pinky. That reminds me actually, I love eating human fingers. It’s true! And pinkies are my favorite. The only thing I don’t like about pinkies is that they’re named after pink. I HATE pink. I only like bland moldy colors, because I’m a stupid mold person. In fact the only thing I love more than eating pinkies is eating MOLD. Black mold that makes me SICK and DIE. HAHAHAHA. You think that’s funny? THIS IS SERIOUS. My name is Applesauce Palmer and I’m a super duper serious lady. “Wut I see 👀 and wut I feel ARE mine. I will NOT be a clam and forget myself.”

Edit: I have no idea how this got posted but the website won’t let me change or take it down. Tech support won’t respond to me either. Can someone please help me take this down.

OHHHH HELP ME SOMEONE 🥺 OHHH I NEED HELP 😩 HAHAHAHHAHAA
That’s what you sound like. A whiny baby baby. Not just any baby but a big smelly MEGA baby. The baby to end all babies. The babiest baby that ever did baby. That’s you Amaria. You’re a big chubby baby who loves to cry and cry allllll day looong. AWWW does baby need her blog back????? wELL TOO BAD BABY.

Edit: Uh uh uh oh no this beautiful, smart good looking pixie girl STOLE my blog 😭 whatever’st am I to do-eth? I might just go and DIE. AHAHAHAHAH